loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

(via beyoncebeytwice)

neopats:

[mom voice] targé

(via moistbottom)

glowpinkstah:

FJKDSLAJFASJLJKLFDJSALKFJDSLAJL!!

I really wish there was an “I. DECLARE… BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYY” one too. 

my libido is back with a vengeance and i need to move to canada asap

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

(via pizza)

(via pizza)

LOOK AT THE CAT — me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via sail-across-the-universe)

(via glowpinkstah)

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(via pizza)

lameprlncess:

accurate description of my social life

lameprlncess:

accurate description of my social life

(via moistbottom)